| How to make a sarah |
| Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts silliness 5 parts beauty |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness |
| S | Sophisticated |
| A | Ambivalent |
| R | Revolutionary |
| A | Amazing |
| H | Hilarious |
| THIS WAY UP รก |
| sarah has fragile contents which may break! |